Eat a Bag of Dicks Christmas Ornament, Funny Gifts, Personalized Ornament, Swear Word Christmas Ornaments, White Elephant Gift

Nothing says the holidays like telling a friend or loved one to eat a bag of dicks. This ornament is made of real maple hardwood and makes an excellent gag gift. Personalize the back to make it extra special.

Ornament 3" x 2.75"

Funny gift, funny gift ideas, gag gifts, white elephant gift, Christmas gift, wood Christmas ornament

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SHIPPING/TURN-AROUND TIME:

Turn-around time can be found at checkout. Etsy will advise you of our estimated processing time before purchase of an item. Shipping is typically on a 3-5 business day turnaround, though may be longer during the holiday season. The processing time at checkout is always the most reliable estimation.

USPS, Fedex Home Delivery, or Fedex SmartPost is used for shipping, depending on which is the most cost effective. If you purchase the shipping upgrade, items will always be sent using the fastest method.
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Please note-

Small knots or slight imperfections may be present and are natural in authentic wood pieces. The wood we use is always individually hand picked for it's natural beauty and perfection, but also feel that slight imperfections help add to the character of our handmade signs and wood pieces.
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Why choose Dash Ten Works?

As creative woodworking artists and designers, we express our love of wood with the works we create. We hope that our passion then is displayed in homes across the country with the idea that our wood pieces help add your own individual personality and character to your home. We are very particular about our product. We take pride in making our signs and make sure every piece is inspected by the designer and wood worker and we are happy with each individual piece before we send it out. If, for any reason, you are not happy with your item, please let us know. We will work with you to do our best to accommodate.

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GIVING BACK

A portion of all of our profits goes to Veterans Matter, a nonprofit helping house homeless veterans. As a veteran owned company we feel like it's our responsibility to help however we can!

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CUSTOM ORDERS

Would you like a custom order??? We love to do custom orders! We can customize any of our current wood pieces and signs or design a new piece exclusively for your home and/or family. Just send us an etsy conversation and we can discuss exactly what you're looking for. We will create a custom listing with your name on it for purchase. Also check out our shop policies for custom signs.